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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Kelly Birthday: 4/2/1977 Gender: Female Occupation: Customer service/support Industry: Manufacturing Message: message me Member Since: 9/28/2005

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Why I'm so tired

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:. . .

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million underage or in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of these, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces

preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and
local governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving

1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real Nice

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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Happy Thursday!

30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself.

1. What does your Xanga headline mean?:
Kelly 1977

2. Elaborate on your default photo:
Me and my boy!

3. What's your middle name[s]?
Nicole

4. What is your current relationship status?:
Married

5. What are you wearing right now?:
AC/DC T-shirt and jeans(levi’s slouch)

6. What is your current problem?:
I can’t seem to get motivated.

7. What do you love most? My 2 Kevin’s

8. What makes you most happy?:
Lil Kevin

9. Are you musically inclined?:
I wish…no talent here!

10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
Most everything I did between 16 and 21yrs

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be? :
My dog Foxy Sue

12. Ever have a near death experience?:
not really

13. Name an obvious quality you have?:
I’m kind of silly

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now:
Mustang sally

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?:
IndyLady

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you:
Gramps(My husbands late grandpa)

17. Have you ever destroyed someone's property?:
not on purpose

18. Have you ever been in a fight?:
kinda

19. Have you ever sang in front of a big audience?:
NO!!!!! William Hung is better than me!

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex? :
eye’s

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?:
hahahahahahaha No Starbucks here.

22. Do you have a crush on anybody you are subscribed to?no

23. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?:
no

24. Has anyone ever said u looked like a celebrity?:
no

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
both...
26. Did you have braces?
Nope

27. Are you comfortable with your height?:
yes

28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for
you?
Nothing I can think of

29. Do you speak any other languages?:
no

30. Whats your favorite smell?
Lil Kevin

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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Good Morning!

What a day yesterday was! I get to work and I am just working away and one of the girls says, "Kelly, are your pants supposed to be like that?" HUH?

CRAP! My jeans are ripped! Thank god I had a sweater to tie around my waist!

So emBAREASSing.

So my regular babysitter couldn’t keep Lil Kev Wednesday. I took him to my mother-in-laws Tuesday night. It’s not on my way to work so it was much easier that way.

I think he had a good time with his Momo and Papa and playing with his cousins.

It felt so strange without him there. I will admit it was kinda nice not to be woke up in the middle of the night and only have to get myself ready in the morning. I was sure ready to go get him after work, I wanted to go straight there but I had to stop at home to change my pants!

Saturday is Our 6^th Wedding anniversary. We are going to go to Evansville to watch some UFC style fighting and go eat. It should be fun. It is my in-laws 31st Anniversary! And My brother-in-laws Birthday! My sister and her husband were supposed to go but they haven't deciced, I hope they go!

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Currently Watching
In Her Shoes (Widescreen Edition)
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20 Firsts

1. Who was your first prom date? Joe Shuck

2. Who was your first roommate? Jennifer McDonald

3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Grape maddog 20\20

4. What was your first job?
Babysitting

5. What was your first car?
85 cav

6. When did you go to your first funeral?
My Great Uncle Jim....I was 11 at the time.

7. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
20

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Chin

9. Where did you go on your first airplane ride? never been

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with & to where?
To the park to meet a friend

11. Who was your first Best Friend?
Melissa Torres

12. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents house?
Fairfield, IL

13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?

it would have to be my sisters or my mom.. my husband.....depends what it is about.

14. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?
Jennifer McDonald

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Turn the alarm off

16. What was the first concert you attended? Some stupid country concert

17. First tattoo or piercing?
ears

18. First celebrity crush?
Sebastion Bach

19. First crush?
Oh hell I don't remember

20. First broken bone?
arm

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Hi All

Haven't had much to say lately.

I love watching Amer. Idol so glad to see the twins gone!

Hope everyone had a good Valetines Day! We went shoppping and to eat over the weekend....That's much better than flowers and Candy!

Lil Kevin got his first Valentine from a girl! Lily that goes to the same Babysitter. He absolutely loves basketball he has a net in the house. He dribbles and shoots. He has good hand eye coordination. That's from his Daddy!

Have Great weekend!

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